INGREDIENTS:

1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Cointreau
1 oz. Pineapple juice

DIRECTIONS:

Mix. Shake. Pour into cocktail glass.

INGREDIENTS:

1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Cointreau
1 oz. Pineapple juice

DIRECTIONS:

Mix. Shake. Pour into cocktail glass.

Man, she said to shoot it ON her chest, not to shoot a heffa IN the chest! Maaaan i swear people are on some ol shyt these days!

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio — A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.

Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest. (Hear part of the 911 call)Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton.

So he was prolly reaching for a glass of water maybe? Another condom? Some baby wipes? But instead somehow wound of shooting ol girl in the chest. All in the chest.

Wow.

But alas, ol boy wasn’t arrested because the chick got shot in the tiddy, but because he was violating a restraining order that she had in place.

This is isn’t the first time there’s been trouble for the Havens. Court documents showed Timothy served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and was ordered to go to anger management classes.

His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year. Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, “due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury).”

He beat her ass. She got a restraining order. He came back, the konged, she got shot.

…….. yeah.

Man, she said to shoot it ON her chest, not to shoot a heffa IN the chest! Maaaan i swear people are on some ol shyt these days!

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio — A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.

Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest. (Hear part of the 911 call)Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton.

So he was prolly reaching for a glass of water maybe? Another condom? Some baby wipes? But instead somehow wound of shooting ol girl in the chest. All in the chest.

Wow.

But alas, ol boy wasn’t arrested because the chick got shot in the tiddy, but because he was violating a restraining order that she had in place.

This is isn’t the first time there’s been trouble for the Havens. Court documents showed Timothy served 60 days in jail for assaulting his wife and was ordered to go to anger management classes.

His arrest Tuesday for the weekend shooting was for violating a civil protection order that Carolyn had taken out against him earlier this year. Bond was set at $75,000 after prosecutors asked for a high bond, “due to alleged prohibited contact between the parties (and) the suspicious nature of the circumstances surrounding (her injury).”

He beat her ass. She got a restraining order. He came back, the konged, she got shot.

…….. yeah.

Man y’all don’t even know

I was jammin’ my ass off lastnight to this right here.

Air Guitar and all!!!!

Man y’all don’t even know

I was jammin’ my ass off lastnight to this right here.

Air Guitar and all!!!!

By Folk guest contributor.

Who appointed Kwanzaa as the official “black folks ain’t celebrating Christmas so we got to do this Kwanzaa sh!t in the office so we don’t get sued for being diverse holiday?” Who? Point them fvckers out so that Folk can bash their heads in with a piece of Folk’s dead grandmother’s fruit cake that’s been around since the 70′s!

So let’s set the record straight.

The “esteemed” African-American scholar and social activist, Maulana Karenga real name is Ron N. Everett. Ron is an ex-con who had beef with the Black Panthers and was convicted for 10 years for apparently torturing the very people Kwanzaa is supposed to celebrate! Black Folks! As for Kwanzaa? Kwanzaa is a direct descendant of Ron’s philosophy during his earlier thug years known as “The Path of Blackness.” Ron convinced himself and his followers the “The sevenfold path of blackness is think black, talk black, act black, create black, buy black, vote black, and live black.”

Will someone tell me how to fvcking think black? How? Folk’s thinking and Folk don’t know what color Folk is thinking in. Maybe Mauve.

As for you fvckers that are gonna hate on this whole topic, fvck you! Ron had about as much sense when it came to creating Kwanzaa as Folk has in understanding and teaching Ancient Chinese sinophone and it’s written form of hanzi.

Kwanzaa is supposed to be some kinda harvest festival? Come on, the word Kwanzaa is derived from the Swahili phrase “matunda ya kwanza”, meaning “first fruits”. What harvest is happening during the middle of the winter in Africa? Ain’t no harvesting going on this time of year and plus, Swahili is an East African language. Most slaves come from Western Africa. What? I don’t see Jewish people celebrating Hanukkah by speaking German. …and how the fvck do you get a job in the Black Studies Department at California State University in Long Beach after being convicted for torture? How?

People, ya’ll got to check yo history or have fvckers have you all fvcked. Folk taking ya’ll out with the Kwanzaa Kleenex that can wipe Folk’s azz.

Speak!

A Black President, Solange had one of the hottest Cd’s of the year, white girl’s are getting nice asses ( heyy jessica Biel), and Lil Wayne has gotten the most Grammy nominations of ANY artist thie year.

Here is a question for Fusebox Radio, Skinny Black chick, Babyfaced or any of you other hip-hopologists out there:

Why is Lil Wayne considered one of the best rappers alive? What about his last album made it grammy worthy? PLEASE! I don’t get it.

Maybe it’s just cuz i hate most southern rap and my bias wont allow me to hear what is so awesome bout this cat.

Maybe majority rules and im just wrong.

or maybe the world is coming to an end.